HIS VOICE……….. My Lordy can you say heart melting?????
My dad gives me this cake EVERY year on my birthday.
i’m not prepared for adulthood
- what are taxes and how do you “do” them
- what is balancing a checkbook like do you just walk around with a checkbook on your head like in a posh finishing school to improve posture
- what if you just decided not to “do” your taxes because they sound scary
- does the government let you turn them in late for a slightly lesser grade
- because i’ll take a B i don’t mind
- i think i could be a neurologist if someone gave me a helpful and detailed diagram
- how on earth do people make the decision to have children i mean good lord they are tiny human beings
- what does APR stand for, how do you finances
- what is the deal with credit
- what are the basic supplies I need in my kitchen
- and every other room
- does flour go bad
- what qualifies as sexually active, should I have had a pap smear by now
- what is pap
- where do they smear it
#what’s the deal with interest #exactly how does insurance work #do i need to buy life insurance #how old do i have to be before i make a will #what if i forget to buy food for a few weeks #how do people remember to do their laundry on a schedule#and on top of keeping myself alive i’m supposed to be attracting a mate? #so i have to feed me #and clothe and bathe me #and attract people to me so i won’t die alone #then have CHILDREN #how do you remember to feed your children #what if you lose your baby at the park #what if your baby is an asshole
Omg bout to pee my pants!!!
What if my baby is an asshole!!!