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christian-diordenimflow:

My dad gives me this cake EVERY year on my birthday.

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laralaralara:

delladilly:

slattern:

i’m not prepared for adulthood

• what are taxes and how do you “do” them
• what is balancing a checkbook like do you just walk around with a checkbook on your head like in a posh finishing school to improve posture
• what if you just decided not to “do” your taxes because they sound scary 
• does the government let you turn them in late for a slightly lesser grade
• because i’ll take a B i don’t mind
• i think i could be a neurologist if someone gave me a helpful and detailed diagram
• how on earth do people make the decision to have children i mean good lord they are tiny human beings

• what does APR stand for, how do you finances
• what is the deal with credit
• what are the basic supplies I need in my kitchen
• and every other room
• does flour go bad
• what qualifies as sexually active, should I have had a pap smear by now
• what is pap
• where do they smear it

 #what’s the deal with interest #exactly how does insurance work #do i need to buy life insurance #how old do i have to be before i make a will #what if i forget to buy food for a few weeks #how do people remember to do their laundry on a schedule#and on top of keeping myself alive i’m supposed to be attracting a mate? #so i have to feed me #and clothe and bathe me #and attract people to me so i won’t die alone #then have CHILDREN #how do you remember to feed your children #what if you lose your baby at the park #what if your baby is an asshole

Omg bout to pee my pants!!!
What if my baby is an asshole!!!
Bahahahahaha

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miss-gates:

Win.

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